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What does evolution have to do with a guy named Cheffe, a poker game and a Scandinavian loser? And what does a cleaning lady, chocolate cookies and a chemical reaction in the sewerage system have to do with it? Read about why mankind flew out of the ocean dwellers‘ community and why science transfigured this trivial event into a shore leave. Why the great apes mutated into landlubbers in this self-inflicted diaspora. Get to know the real reason for your alleged ravenous appetite for fish and meat. That you are part of a myth whose creators you only want to enslave and exploit. And that you are being cheated out of your hard-earned money. Here you will learn how you can free yourself from this dependency and get super cheap access to gigantic sources of omega fatty acids. And all this without harming a single hair on an animal’s head or pulling the scales off a fish. Learn to rediscover your lost clan and save the world from its demise.
Let yourself be pulled along and dive into the world of water and its inhabitants. Refresh your knowledge about the history of evolution in a humorous and bitter way: How the world we live in was actually created and where exactly it is now, at this very moment. Find out the real reason why Homo sapiens came into being and what the origin of mankind is all about. Forget the propaganda and conspiracy theories of the Church and the Enlightenment, because the history of the earth was different. Learn the truth at last: the whole, naked truth. Without a fig leaf.
Nuesret Kaymak has been working for more than 25 years as an illustrator, concept and comic artist, cartoonist and animator for advertising, PR, film and TV (see http://atelierkaymak.de). Since 2012 he has been writing didactically and humorously about history, politics, art and culture, vegetarianism and animal welfare.
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